Hello y'all, you've found my tumblr. I bet you think you're soooooo cool.... and maybe you are; who am I to say otherwise? Anyway, I like politics, cultures, languages and children. I love to travel and meet other people, and I LOVE to learn to speak to them, no matter where I happen to be. My favorite books are Dune and the entirety of the Wheel of Time series. I have a dry (sometimes insulting) sense of humor, so hopefully nobody's TOO bothered. I am from Anaheim Hills, and I am currently working as the purchaser for a fiber optic company in Orange, CA.
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britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

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ikimaru:

kiracles:

My favorite thing about the Homestuck fandom is how amused we are about things calling us terrible.
A picture of someone blacklisting the word “Homestuck” for 4/13? Hilarious. Reblogged.
A rant talking about how Homestuck is the worst thing ever by someone who hasn’t read past the first 10 pages? Holy shit. Yeah. That’s so true. Reblog.

Its my favorite thing about this fandom.

remember when all the homestucks signed the petition to get Homestuck banned from MCM Expo

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sixpenceee:

piplupsakura:

dediles:

starscreamsswayinghips:

halloweenriot:

uozumi:

0stackcats0:

sixpenceee:

perla-carolina:

sixpenceee:

I found this extremely trippy, weird supposedly psychological test, where they ask you to tie together these shapes and give them characteristics. 

I just posted a few questions up. As you can see it’s really, really odd and slightly creepy.

At the end of the test they gave you a personality description based on your choices.

Try it for yourself here

Masterpost of creepy websites

the fuck, took this test and its scary accurate like they ask the dumbest questions it makes no sense.

some messages I got.

I did this test and got a diagnosis; I was like yeah, yeah, this could be about anybody. Right until the end, then it hit home like a dagger in the back.

If you have photosensitive epilepsy, you shouldn’t go on this site because the entire test is fuzzy, subtly moving, hypnotizing animation.

eVERYONE

EVERYONE DO THIS

It shouldn’t know so much about you from a bunch of fUZZY shAPES but iT dOES. No, it is scarily accurate, and just confirms my thoughts that I do not know nearly enough about pre- and sub-lingual brain functions.

This is so awesome.

Ok this didn’t work at all. :\

hOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK

Hey original poster of this post here to tell you an important thing. As you can see from the above comments, some people had pretty radical results. Either it fit you completely or it didn’t make sense. 

The personality descriptions are RANDOMLY GENERATED. This test goes to highlight how sometimes we try pretty hard to mold personality descriptions to fit us. This is why even some legit psychology tests are considered unreliable. 

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Shockingly, Rand cupped Alanna’s chin, turning her face up. There was a hiss of indrawn breath from Bera, and for once, Perrin agreed. Rand would not ave been so forward with a girl at a dance back home, and Alanna was no girl at a dance. Just as surprising, her reaction was to blush and smell of uncertainty. Aes Sedai did not blush, in Perrin’s experience, and they were NEVER uncertain.

"Heal me," Rand said, a command, not a request. The red in Alanna’s face deepend, and anger touched her scent. Her hands trembled as she reached up to take his head between them.

Unconsciously, Perrin rubbed the palm of his hand, the one a Shaido spear had laid open yesterday. Kiruna had Healed several gashes in him, and he had had Healing before, too. It felt like being plunged headfirst into a freezing pond; it left you gasping and shaking and weak-kneed. Hungry, too, usually. The only sign Rand gave that anything had been done, though, was a slight shiver.

"How do you stand the pain?" Alanna whispered at him.

"It’s done, then," he said, removing her hands. And turned from her without a word of thanks. Seeming on the point of speaking, he paused, half-turning to look back toward Dumai’s Wells.

By

—-Robert Jordan, “Crown of Swords”

I have been morbidly glad for Alanna’s bond for a little bit now. DO NOT take this to mean I condone it, that I’m not furious with her for it, or that I like it. However. I am morbidly glad that someone can feel just how much pain Rand’s in.

on a much less coherent note brb im crying Rand honey no

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the amount of pain and anguish he goes through the entire series physically hurts. I’m just like baby noooo *cue sobbing*

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chakrabot:

charlavail:

wow

haha oh god